“He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy.” Try reading that without singing it in your head. We all went through that middle school punk/emo phase where we just wanted to be […]
In this episode of Logorrhea, Katie Chappell and Clark Hubbard ask Michael Cera to be in their film, discuss the 51st state to be added to the US, and Katie mocks all of Clark’s tastes. […]
I remember sitting in the theater on the big day. The room was so crowded, there wasn’t even room for me to have my own seat. I had to sit in my dad’s lap, a […]
This is a guest post by junior English major, Daniel Patterson. I was twelve when I discovered I loved to read. It was night, and I was at a Books-A-Million with my mom, who was […]
By Ted Kluck “That’s the best use of ‘Bla, bla, bla,’ in a song, ever,” I told the group in my car. “That’s the Apex Mountain of the phrase, ‘Bla, bla, bla.’” I was of […]
In the first episode of 2019’s Spring, Liz confuses Tom Cruise for Ted Cruz, Korey sees Gordon Ramsay in a vision, and we all learn what the most dangerous bush is. Art by Isaac Hubbard.
It came to my attention that my friends had horrendous taste in entertainment one night over a one-pound bag of gummy bears. Despite my homeschooled best friend Danny’s attempt to refute my argument that gummy […]
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